I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Dear god my vagina.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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