Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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