the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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