she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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