Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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