I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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