We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We are all done wearing pants today
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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