I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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