Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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