check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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