i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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