thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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