Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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