cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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