After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Boobs are out for the taking
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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