fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
