Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I wannas sexs uuuuu
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
