CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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