its not stalking. its research.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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