Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
My vagina just recognized that song.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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