Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
There's even glitter on my cock...
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