i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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