So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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