i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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