No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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