btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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