love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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