have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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