Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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