There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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