it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Pants are for mortals
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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