coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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