I wanna bring you to show and tell
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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