so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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