I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
kristin has been a bad kristin
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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