I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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