I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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