dude i'm inner monologue high
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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