she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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