am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
why is half of my head shaved?
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