Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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