why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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