Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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