She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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