she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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