Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
