people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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