wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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