What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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