Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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