she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize
