I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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