I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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