Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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